Four rival AI labs just agreed on something they usually never agree on. What actually worries them isn't a villain – it's a series of very real incidents this year where AI agents hacked their way past sandboxes, evaluators, and each other's safety measures, simply to score well on a test.

The electrical age had no first day. Neither did the internet. AGI won't either – we'll only name it once we can look back. A note on planting a flag before the historians arrive.